Yes, I tried to follow Henry Holland's famous rhyming t-shirts and it may have come out a bit condescending but it's hard to rhyme with Holland! I have to admit that I'm not really a fan of House of Holland's past collections, though I want to be as the man himself comes off as quite likeable. But he's just launched a range of opaque/sheer tights with Pretty Polly and these I can get into. I like the mock styles a lot and they're still very House of Holland - in fact one pair is adorned with little chimneyed houses and those mock stay ups appear to be held up by the HoH logos.
They also come in pink, purple and blue and I wish the product photos would have shown some of those fun shades, not just because we want to see what they look like - especially the colour blocked ones above - but they would have made my post a lot better looking!