Karl, Will You Accept One More 'Happy Birthday' Wish?

Dear Karl Lagerfeld,

Here's wishing you a wonderful day, however old you are. It's a shame you didn't have kids, so that they could have kids, because you would have made the wickedest Großvater ever (in theory, not so much in practice, let's be honest). I can see why your pride grows daily - you look way better now than when you were younger. Waaaay better. And isn't that what really matters?

Viel Liebe,
Denise