Jordan Launches Trampy Clothing Line for Horses

Funny, I was just thinking the other day that horses don't try hard enough. People seem to really love them and all, and why? It's not like they ever go out of their way for us. A little trot here, eat an apple there. Stand too close to one and it might even snort and blow snot all over you. So, what's to love?

Here to save the day is Katie Price 'aka' Jordan. John from Zimbio reports that our horses no longer have to be boring and go naked (although doing so did just fine for her career). Thanks to her new equine clothing line, they can look just as ridiculous as the former glamour model and exploiter of everything close to her (now including barnyard animals).

I do love the leg wrappings, meant to look like knee socks. And the pink painted hooves? Darling. If only you could add a few inches without risking a broken leg. But why not try, Katie? You know she thought about it. If you lift up the coat, no doubt there is a frilly pink thong underneath.

Is it just me or does that horse look genuinely frightened? I'm with you, friend. I really am.

Photo by Flynet Pictures

Comments

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This post really cool i never though it that way.. i was very fascinated to that clothes. very attractive. great post!

-altheya-

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I love those clothes for horses. very attractive. i like the style of the clothes even the color was cool. keep it up!

-altheya-