Untucked Shirt Guy - No Rose For You!

Now that I'm in Canada I came across The Bachelorette the other night, it was the 'meet the bachelors' parents' episode so I decided to watch, there are usually a few nutters along the way. I haven't seen The Bachelor in ages, we don't get it in the UK unless you count the first few series which air from time to time at 4 am on LivingTV. Don't ask me how I know that.

The guy that bachelorette DeAnna was really insane for was Graham, who was the token aloof jerk who went on a show to win a girl who wants to get married yet he won't 'open up'. Maybe his mother made him go on, I don't know. Anyway, the four bachelors get ready to line up for the rose ceremony, the first three walking in wearing suits. Last, enter a dopey-grinned Graham in jeans with a jacket over a red sweater and a white shirt HANGING OUT from under the sweater, sauntering in with hands in pockets and all the charm of a guy who just dropped off a urine sample.

Guess what, he didn't get a rose. Jesse, the Sonny Crockett for 2008, got it instead. That's right, the short, greasy haired Gonzo-esque guy in a white cotton suit was a more dignified choice. Aloof Dude, you blew it with the shirt. I will bet Don Johnson's gay porn collection that as soon as DeAnna saw that stupid shirt, and those stupid jeans, and those stupid hands in those pockets her blood was set to boil.

She walked him out and she cited his inability to open up as the reason for letting him go, and through angry tears told him that his 'swaying and smirking' as roses were being given out was difficult to watch. But I just know she walked in unsure and it was those rogue shirt tails that put the nail in the coffin.

Guys, when it counts, you can never go wrong with a good suit, proper posture and hands you can see. Or you can be Aloof Guy and be alone with your hands in your pants.